Friday, December 9, 2011

The Trip From Hell (complete with pictures)

Okay, so about five weeks ago, another assistant and I went on a 15-day vacation, because we could! And here’s everything that happened. Complete with pictures! And the way to make sure you have the best vacation possible. We went to Reims, pronounced reighnss in English (purple), Barcelona, Spain (blue), Perpignan, France (brown), Narbonne, France (orange), Carcasonne, France (green), Toulouse, France (pink), and Albi, France (yellow).

The Perfect Vacation Checklist:


  • ð        Get really sick
  • ð        Then get Really REALLY sick and feel like you’re dying
  • ð        Go to bed at 10 p.m. for three nights and miss all the fun
  • ð        Run to Luxembourg for the day – spend hours shopping
  • ð        Spend 25 hours on trains (not consecutively – but over a period of 12 days where you have to lug your suitcases up and down flights of stairs to get to the platforms…. (Hey France, ever heard of escalators?)
  • ð        Throw out things in the middle of the airport because your bags are too heavy (Fuckin Ryan Air)
  • ð        End up paying to check a bag anyway after you already threw things out
  • ð        Feel like your head is going to explode during landing and having to push on your ears so your brain doesn’t leak out
  • ð        Stay in a hostel where people wake you up every five seconds and they serve microwave pizza for dinner
  • ð        Go out and party and get lost on the way back to the hostel
  • ð        Get lost
  • ð        Eat lots
  • ð        Don’t speak the language, get shitty directions
  • ð        Get lost some more
  • ð        Stumble upon something really cool
  • ð        Take lots of pictures (see below) 
  • ð        Get lost
  • ð        Go to zoo
  • ð        Eat tapas (see right above) 
  • ð        Sleep 4 hours a night
  • ð        Continue to get sicker
  • ð        Don’t plan the trip ahead of time and realize two days before you’re supposed to move on to your next destination that it’s going to cost about $1,000 to do the rest of what you’d wanted.
  • ð        Feel like you’re stranded in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language
  • ð        Spend 15 hours trying to make your travel companion plan something
  • ð        Stay up all night – not partying  
  • ð        Make some food
  • ð        Eat
  • ð        Go to train station to leave country – OOPS, train tickets we bought online – invalid. Argue in a language you don’t speak, pay lots of money for new train tickets.
  • ð        Get on train and run away from Spain
  • ð        Get back to France – where you speak the language, and still get lost going to your hotel
  • ð        Barely avoid dog shit every three steps
  • ð        Rename the town you’re in from Perpignan to Poopignan
  • ð        Get to beautiful hotel, on the river, next to a castle – and get a room with a view of neither
  • ð         Walk to McDonalds and buy lots of deserts
  • ð        Pig out and stay in
  • ð        Get up, go exploring, eat
  • ð        Visit some random places
  • ð        Get bored
  • ð        Shop
  • ð        Hang out in hotel again
  • ð        Get up, get on yet another train to Narbonne
  • ð        Get really, really lost trying to find hotel – have directions to center of town, find out hotel is way the hell OUTSIDE of town – Rename Narbonne to Notbonne (bonne means good in French)
  • ð        Stumble across part of the original roman road that Hannibal the Conqueror used
  • ð        Go to tourist office, wait for it to open. Get directions to hotel.
  • ð        Get off the bus, in the wrong spot, because the intern at the tourist office was a moron
  • ð        Wait 40 minutes at the bus stop, get harassed repeatedly
  • ð        Laugh hysterically at the bullshit
  • ð        Get back on the bus
  • ð        Get off the bus at the right stop
  • ð        Climb a mountain to get to the hotel – no, this is not an exaggeration, we were in the Pyrenees Mountains  
  • ð        Stand in lobby unable to get into the locked doors of the hotel
  • ð        Call the emergency number
  • ð        Get into hotel, climb back down the mountain, go into town
  • ð        See some cool stuff – spend part of Halloween in underground Roman marketplace complete with soundtrack
  • ð        Buy Halloween costumes at GiFi
  • ð        Go back to hotel, sleep, get ready for the kickenist Halloween party in Notbonne

  • ð        Realize hotel for next night is way the hell out of town – make new reservations for hotel across the street from train station
  • ð        Get harassed by guys in car wearing mask on way to Club
  • ð        Get to club – only ones there – free cover charge
  • ð        Realize the place is all decked out and friken HUGE – decide maybe we’ll have a good time after all
  • ð        Get free drinks
  • ð        Dance in an empty club
  • ð        Dance in a full club
  • ð        Get more free drinks
  • ð        See same idiots from car – ignore them
  • ð        Get free drinks
  • ð        Injure yourself pole dancing
  • ð        Stumble back toward hotel
  • ð        Get lost
  • ð        Find beach ball
  • ð        Try to sit on said beach ball and fall on your ass
  • ð        Find hotel
  • ð        Can’t get into room
  • ð        Call emergency number
  • ð        Try again – success
  • ð        Sleep
  • ð        Get up, take CAB to train station, leave Not-too-bad-bonne for Carcasonne
  • ð        Feel really ill
  • ð        Feel worse – self-inflicted pole dancing injury causes muscle spasms in neck and shoulders
  • ð        Whine
  • ð        Realize you’re out of muscle relaxers
  • ð        Whine some more
  • ð        Go to a kickass old city fort/castle – and be unable to look upwards to take any pictures or see it

  • ð        Go back to hotel – sleep fitfully
  • ð        Wake up – still in pain – go across the street to train station – get later train
  • ð        Go back to sleep
  • ð        Get up, find pharmacy, buy muscle relaxers OTC, sans prescription, because France is AWESOME
  • ð        Less pain – kind of drunk and stumbly
  • ð        Get on train to Toulouse
  • ð        Take cab to hotel – CREPPY front desk man, weird hotel
  • ð        Don’t check bed for bedbugs
  • ð        Leave – go exploring, get lost, have ice cream
  • ð        Go on waste of life 2 hour boat tour that’s boring as all hell and horrible
  • ð         Go back to hotel
  • ð        Sleep
  • ð        Wake up covered in bedbug bites
  • ð        Freak out!
  • ð        Leave for Albi – start writing new book on train (National Novel Writing Month has already begun)
  • ð        Have lunch in hotel restaurant, go to Toulouse museum (not in Toulouse of course, but in Albi)
  • ð        Find some cool things, go back to hotel, write
  • ð        Eat, drink, sleep
  • ð        Wake up looking like you have the chicken pox because your face is covered in bites
  • ð        Get on another train
  • ð        Get off train, wait in train station restaurant
  • ð        Get on another train

ð        Get to La Rochelle
ð        Wait for bus
ð        Get home, strip naked in front yard, run into house.
ð        Take shower and de-bedbug all items before bringing them into the house – vacuum everything that can’t be washed, bag everything that can and leave it sitting in front lawn
Well, there you have it folks – my wonderful three week trip!
Despite everything you’ve read here, there was lots of good food, sangria, friends, laughter and an all around semi-descent time, though the week that followed of boiling and freezing my clothes and turning everything very interesting colors in 90 degree Celsius water was soo much FUN! 

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Month 1 in La Rochelle

Can't believe it's gone by so damn quickly. Super quick recap! 
Met all the assistants - they're awesome. There are 12 of us Primary Assistants - 5 Americans (including me), 4 Brits (one is technically from the Isle of Man), 1 Scot, 1 Irish, and 1 Kiwi. Here's a picture of most of us at a dinner party Justine (my roomie) & I had the first week we were here. 


OK Week 1 - chaos and pandemonium - stayed in hostel, met assistants, drank & was merry, went apartment hunting, found apartment, went back to Fitzpatrick's Irish Pub - I've been there before, many times, only it was three years ago, and the damn owner remembered me! Got settled in new apartment (see bedroom on left), bought some new things, got lost coming home, partied, made friends. Set up bank account, couldn't cash traveler's checks, had meetings, woohoo. Paid landlord exorbitant amount of money to move into apartment. 


Week 2 - more meetings, signed up for insurance, gave lots of people access to French bank account. Got internet, tried to navigate bus system, got lost trying to find my way home, got irritated with bus system, bought a crappy bike, spent money to buy cool things for crappy bike (ridden it a total of 2 times). Spent more money on food and stuff (sensing a theme yet), had dinner parties, went to visit schools, met lots of new kids, went to beach, enjoyed La Rochelle weather & sunshine. Stumbled upon old friends and an old flame. Resparked said flame. 


Week 3 - visited other schools, got told I would be working Mondays & Fridays, whether I like it or not. Sicced Muriel on school district to set them straight. (now working Mondays & Tuesdays only). Had another meeting. Started teaching. Fell in love with children. Had some fun. Went shopping. 


Week 4 - Started officially teaching - taught same Halloween lesson 8 times (shoot me now). Met teachers, started building relationships, got sick of La Rochelle. Said goodbye to old flame. Was sad, for about a minute. Got over it. Went on vacation. 


:-) 
There, now you're almost caught up! 
Perfect vacation checklist & pictures to come soon! 

Monday, October 24, 2011

Days 3-9 - The Cliffnotes

So obviously, I'm entirely too far behind on my updates because I'm off living the fabulous life. Thus, I present to you, my gentile readers the Cliffnotes.

Day 3 - we almost died. Mom was driving up a street, with grass growing down the middle of it and she kept insisting it was a highway. Lola's English cousin (AKA the GPS) kept telling us it was a road and we were to take it. So we drove up it and after a while, another car came careening down the hill. There was nowhere for either of us to go. Both my mom and this other lady slammed on their brakes and the woman had to back her car up about 1000 feet and pull off to the side so there was enough room for us to pass. We also got quite lost, petted a horse and went to an amazing medieval banquet at Bunratty Castle.

Day 4 - Bunratty Castle Folk Park - mom and I walked the folk park and ate some food, we were kind of bored. Then we walked through the castle which was cool. So we left and drove out to the Cliffs of Moher. And OMG what a sight. Absolutely incredible. (See right ------) The picture doesn't even come close to doing it justice. It was so aweinspiring.
We stayed there for a while and then drove over to the B&B we were staying in for the night. And got lost again. We had our last dinner in Ireland at a cute little pub, repacked our bags and that was it!

Day 5 - Leaving on another jet plane - Mom and I got a plane for France! And bought some jewlery on the plane - I bought it and that bitch took it home with her... :-) Then we got to FRANCE!!!! Mom was terrified in the car with the Cabbie as we drove from the airport to the hotel & was very happy to know that I did not want her to drive in Paris. We got to our closet... er um, I mean hotel room. (Thank God there was an elevator!) And threw our stuff down and went out to see the sights. We didn't make it far before mom faceplanted off the curb! She insisted she was fine and then I made her walk a bunch of stairs. Up to Sacre Coeur, up to the top of Arc de Triomphe and all over the city of Paris. She insists it was worth it... and I agree, though I felt very bad. We took lots of pictures and had a great time. Then we got lost... (are you sensing a theme here, yet) while trying to find the way to get down to the boats to take a boat tour. Then we had to rope 8 other people into doing it because they only run the last one if there's 10 ppl. So we panicked a bit because we really wanted to go! But we found some people and we went and it was FREEZING. But absolutely fucking amazing! I would post a video, but I think I've lost it!!!!

Day 6 - Paris insanity - We spent all day running around and seeing the sights of Paris - Notre Dame, Tourist Shops, Hotel de Ville, Centre Pompidou....  then we got crepes at the base of the Eiffel tower and waited in line forever, because of course, this is us and the friken elevator broke! So we finally got up into the tower and saw the city of lights by night. It was beautiful. It was a great night! We walked around the city a bit after and then went back to the hotel.

Day 7 - I'm an idiot! So day 7 started with a bang when the front desk called to tell us our cab was downstairs waiting for us and we were still sound asleep! We leapt out of bed and tossed clothes on, grabbed our bags and ran out the door. Make up? Jewelry? Bathroom? Water? NOPE - clothes and bags and out the door! We took the cab to the tour place, ran next door and grabbed some food and then got on the bus to go Castle Hopping! We went to Amboise which was very pretty and then got in the bus to go to the next castle and the bust stopped in the middle of the road. The bus driver and guide got off the bus and then the guide came on the speakers and said "I need some young strong men to come out and help us move a car." and we all kind of looked at one another and smiled on the bus and then he said again, "no.. really. If we don't move this car we will have to wait for the police to come". So a bunch of guys got off the bus and picked up a car, put it partially on the curb and wheeled it down the street a full car's length so that we could get by on the bus... Guess that guy's always going to wonder wtf happened to his car. We then went to Cheverny and Chenonceau (see above), both of which were gorgeous!

Day 8 - Not going to be fooled again! - So for the following day, I scheduled a wake-up call. Except for the fact that I asked for an appel de reve (a call of dreams) instead of an appel de reveile (a wake-up call) at the desk and they laughed at me :-) We went on another bus tour. This time was to Monet's Gardens at Giverney and the Palace of Versaille. Versaille was a pain in the ass - too many people, too much to see and not enough time! But Monet's house... that was amazing! (See right----) It's no wonder that the man was so inspired living in a place like that! We got back to Paris and walked around a bit and got Kebabs and went back to our hotel and ate and packed and hung out for our last night together in Paris.

Day 9 - We got up and moving the next day and called for two taxis - one to take mom to the airport and one to take me to the train station. Then we said goodbye and went our separate ways - It was sad. But we did good! I wrestled my damn luggage through the train station and bought a ticket and found a lovely nice lady to help me drag the damn suit cases onto the train and then I went to La Rochelle! When I got to the train station, I had no idea if anyone was going to be there to greet me. But two lovely gentlemen helped me with my suitcases because I had to go down a flight of stairs, walk under the tracks and climb another set of stairs with my two giant suit cases and duffle bag. It was kind of strange getting off the train - it kind of felt like coming home.... So I was standing in line for the taxis - the next one in fact, when a jolly looking man with a large handle-bar mustache and a chic looking woman came up to me and said.. "Joann?" in these cute little French accents! Garrett had seen a message on facebook and told Thiery and Sandrine that I was arriving!!!!!! They took me to the hostel and I got settled and then went house hunting! :-) That night, all the assistants that had arrived spent a great night at the hostel bar getting to know one another and having a good time. It was a great first night back in La Rochelle.


Ok - kind of the LONG cliffnotes version, but that's okay.
Weeks 1-4 in France coming soon. :-)

Friday, October 7, 2011

Day 2 – You Kissed What?

The next day (Monday) we got up and went into town, puttered around a bit, and went to a local café for a real Irish breakfast. It was huge – eggs, rashers, sausage, toast juice, coffee, and a scone (for those of you ignorant Americans who don’t know what rashers are, they’re kind of like Canadian bacon thickness and taste but in wide sliced American bacon size). It was then that we realized we’d forgotten not one, but two cameras back at the B&B. We walked to the bus station and grabbed a cab. This second cab driver was not nearly as entertaining as the first, but he definitely had some issues – like maybe Parkinson’s or something – because all he did was twitch and shake and stutter, poor man. So he drove us to the B&B and I ran inside for the essentials (cameras and red bull, you know) and when I’d come back out the cabbie had convinced my mother that it would be faster and just a few Euro more to take the cab out to Blarney castle instead of going back into town and snagging the bus. So we had our very own personal taxi van out to the castle and grounds. We were scheduled to be at Blarney for two-three hours, but we spent more than 5 hours down there!






So we walked over to the castle and took lots of pictures and then we went down into the dungeon – OMG scary! Dark, dank, small, and terrifying. I couldn’t imagine anyone actually existing in one of those things. Then we went into the castle and I tried to climb the stairs without having a panic attack. They were so small you couldn’t fit your entire foot on them and there was no railing, just a thick rope running down the middle of the spiral and we kept stopping every stair. It was dark and enclosed and filled with people and I did NOT feel secure. We stopped off on a few floors of the castle to look around and after the second stop I had to force myself back onto the stairs. If there had been an exit from there, I might have just taken it and run off. But we finally made it to the top without incident and waited in line to kiss the germ-infested, pissed-on-by-the-locals Blarney Stone. Now why this particular stone, way the hell up at the top of the castle, is so important, I’m still not sure. It’s just one of the stones of the walls of the castle – dude I could’ve kissed any number of hundreds of other stones from the ground! But whatever. So to kiss the stone you have to sit with your back to the wall on this pad and lay back. Then you stick out your arms to hold on to two bars and the assistant grabs you round the waist and slides you up to the stone. Then it’s time to pucker up!

Mom went first, and she told me she was gonna kiss it. I got a great shot of her doing just that (or so I thought) and then it was my turn. I kissed the fucker, with full lip on stone contact. And then I got up and mom not only didn’t have a picture of me doing so, but she tells me she didn’t really kiss it! Her nose and part of her upper lip touched it and that was it – it was too quick for anything else. What a beotch! So it’s at this point I tell her why you’re really not supposed to kiss the Stone and why the lovely officer the night before had told us DO NOT kiss the Stone – because the locals go up and wee on it because they know it’s such a grand ol’ tourist attraction. Mom looks at me like I’m nuts at this point because I knew this from the start and I kissed the damn thing anyways (she’s not wrong, I tell you, I am a bit nuts). But we spent the next few hours looking at the grounds and the poison garden and witch’s kitchen. All good fun. Then it was Time To Shop! For those of you who know my mom and I, you’ll know that shopping for us is like an Olympic event and if it were to suddenly crop up at the summer Olympics, we’d be medalists instead of just mental. Blarney Woolen Mills is the SHITE. We got all kinds of awesome gifts there and spent over 100 Euro between us. (Now here I’d like to point out that they asked us if we wanted to pay by traveler’s cheques and we said no, let’s use the card and we can cash in the checks later when we’re running out of cash. We’ll come back to this fuckup later in our adventure.)

So we went back to Cork and missed some other stuff on our list – Blackrock Castle, St. Anne’s Church, the butter museum and City Hall where JFK gave a speech in 1963. But we’d had such a blast at Blarney we didn’t really care. We had to book it to the bus station to get out to the airport to rent the car. When we rented it, they told us it would be another 40 Euro a day to insure a driver under 25 in the car L so I didn’t get to drive. We got settled in the car and headed back to the B&B. Mom tried to make one right-hand turn into the right-hand (and thus WRONG) lane, but I shouted left lane, left lane! And we made it all right. We dropped the car off and walked into town because according to the lady at the B&B desk, parking was shite. So after walking around all the closed shops in town (because it wasn’t high tourist season and everything in Europe closes by 8) we went back to the hotel to repack our bags, preparing for our road trip the day after – and I assure you, nothing could have prepared us for what was in store the following day. 

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Day 1: You Fookin Stop, that’s what.

Okay so the first day of our journey – Mom and I left Syracuse at 1:25 p.m. on Saturday September 17. We took a two hour flight to Chicago, waited around for a few hours and then hopped a seven hour flight (complete with rude flight attendants, baggage that wouldn’t fit, and two babies) to Manchester, where we arrived at 8 a.m. Sunday. We waited in Manchester for a bit then hopped a third and final flight from Manchester to Cork Ireland. We’d been talking to an older lady in Manchester and when we got off the flight in Cork she had this huge bag coming down the carousel, so I offered to grab it and put it on her cart and then she kissed me! It was really funny. So one of my bags was ripped – we had a fun time sorting that out with Aer Lingus, who really did absolutely nothing for us. And then we went to the top of the line (not upstairs, just to the very front, you know) and grabbed a cab. Now as the cabby took us to our B&B (which you can find in Ireland every four feet) I started to ask him some stuff about the rules of the road because mom and I were going to be driving in friken Ireland (because we’re crazy bitches and that’s how we roll). So I started to ask him what to do at a red light because as you all know, we have right on red in the states after you’ve stopped for the red light, so I was just getting to that part, but I said “So when you come to a red light, do you…” and his immediate response was… “You fookin’ stop, that’s what!” As if I were insane (now here I must note that by this point we were both convinced that he was insane by the way he swerved in and out of traffic on the wrong side of the road). But we all thought this was hysterical.
We got to the B&B about 11:30 am and our room was not ready (check in had been moved from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. about a month after I booked our room and no one had told us. So the lovely ladies at the Gabriel Guest House helped us with our bags and set us loose in the city of Cork. We tried to shop – the stores were either extremely expensive or totally mobbed, and we were just too tired. So we walked a bit and we stopped at a pub for a late lunch which wasn’t too bad (it beat the hell out of airplane food). There we met some lovely Irishwomen (Tanya and her friend whose name I cannot remember). We talked for a bit and exchanged contact info so that we could facebook. Then we went back to the B&B and our room was almost ready. We got all five of our bags down the stairs into our room and freshened up (no sleeping though because that makes you all jet-lagy) and got ready to go on our walking tour. 


John (our lovely tour guide) met us right at the B&B and took us on a walkabout of the city. It was really cool. We walked around and heard about the history of the city and we saw a bunch of monuments and parts of the city most tourists never visit and then we went into an old fort which had been converted into police barracks and we met a very nice policeman who showed us his pepper spray and his night stick and we chatted for a bit. Then we went to get some fish & chips (which you cannot just get at a sit-down pub, but you have to buy out of a take-out window) and shared them with John on our way back to Gabriel House – all in all a terrific first day and night in Ireland. 

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Updates forthcoming

Hey all,
Sorry about the radio silence. I've been without time and then without Internet pretty much since I took off from the states. So the daily blow by blow of the ten days of travel will be up within the next few days and then I'll post kind of general/more weekly stuff. Or maybe just the really odd/funny random shit that happens to me - which we all know and love - I'll tell you all about it!
:-)

Friday, September 16, 2011

T - 24 hours

In almost exactly twenty-four hours I will be boarding the plane to Ireland (via Chicago & Manchester). 
And, no, none of my damn bags are packed!  I've been busy people! 
Getting things in order today and cooking a bit. Drinks with the girls later and watching Sons with the rents. Last family dinner for a while tonight. Should prove to be interesting! 
Can't stay long. Off to races!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Will post from airport tomorrow! 

Thursday, September 15, 2011

New Day - new hair - newness!

Hello again, bloggerverse, 
I got my hair done. It's rather drastically different, but I quite like it. I spent almost three hours at the hairdresser with my mom because she got hers done at the same time. Lots of change today. Mom went darker than she's been in years and I went lighter than I think I've ever been. And it's SHORT. 
Then I went to AAA to get my international driving permit!!!!!!!!!! Because we're crazy and we're going to drive in Ireland. Something I read said that Ireland was the second worst country for driving - as in they have the second most accidents of any country in the world. Portugal was listed as the worst. Should be very interesting. Mom's worried about hitting sheep. I'm just worried about getting ridiculously lost. We don't have too many places to be at certain times, but we are driving across the majority of the southern part of Ireland. 
Still haven't packed yet! Yes, that's right. Leaving in less than forty-eight hours and I haven't even brought my suitcases up from the closet downstairs! 
Still have to finish plotting a book, organize trip itinerary, print things out, pack, pay bills, check bank accounts and all kinds of other stuff. Hair picture coming soon. Insanity impending. Mass craziness to ensue! 
So pull up a chair, strap in and get ready for the ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Last full day in the states begins in four hours... 

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

GRRR.

So I woke up today to the Blue Screen of Death on my laptop - NOT GOOD. And for no apparent reason! I have since gotten the damn thing to turn on properly, backed up the files I've been working on this week (since I backed up everything else about a week ago), and threatened to throw the damn thing out the window. This is SO not a good time to be having computer problems. I still have 20ish pages of revisions to do and another write up for school. I also need to get to some other things in the next few days and have a computer when I travel. I'm hoping it was just a little hiccup and that we're all better now... because if not, this little baby is gonna learn to fly!
I've drawn up a Travel Contract for my mother and I to keep us both in line when we go on our little adventure (no school or work talk is allowed, we're going to live in the moment and enjoy!) I've cleaned out my car (for those of you who have seen my car... this is a BIG DEAL). I didn't do almost anything trip related yesterday. Mostly it was a homework day. Today - Lunch with Grandpa maybe some cards/scrabble with Grandma, finishing revisions and reviewing the plotting board.
AND I need some help! I'm going to get my hair done tomorrow and I have NO idea what to do with it now. These are some of the options I've come up with. Voting shall commence... now!

1 - LOVE this look, but I also know it's done with mostly a curling iron, so IDK if that's something I can achieve or not



2 - I LOVE this edgy kind of chopped bob/lob, but I'd want it a little longer than chin length, because my face is too round for chin-length cuts. 



3 - Am also TOTALLY in love with this - I really like the heavy bang and wispy sides, and I even like the color, though I'll probably go a little darker or redder than this one. 



4 - and finally... I really like the longer cut of this one, but I'm definitely NOT going that blond and I don't know if my bangs have grown out enough yet..


















I'm hoping that I can chop enough to donate to Locks of Love, but I'm not sure if it's long enough or not.
SOOOOO - What do you think?

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Hurricane Jo Strikes Again


Yesterday, after my humdrum post, things got very interesting. I tore apart my bedroom. I brought up the clothes rack from the basement and proceeded to try on pretty much the entirety of my wardrobe, littered the floor with the discard pile, dozens of shoes (which I then proceeded to trip over repeatedly as I continued on my quest to DECIDE. I'm convinced now that I have too much stuff (not that I was any illusion otherwise before) and I cannot possibly bring all of this crap across several thousand miles. After going through all the clothes and shoes, I enlisted my mother's help to clean up after Hurricane Jo. My father walked by shaking his head... "eh, I've seen it worse" 
And the trouble is.. he really has. I've gotten into cleaning mode so bad sometimes that there is literally not a single square foot of space to walk in my bedroom. But I no longer have time for such nonsense this week! I was exhausted by 10 o'clock and still had work to do. But I postponed it til this AM. Got up earlyish, finished Stephen King's On Writing (excellent read, btw), did the write-up for class on it, did some stuff for my online class, updated my address book, read through some Troublemaker Posts, read a little Christine Feehan, and started on re-re-revising the ending to Jaded Hope. Four episodes of Sex and the City later and I feel as if I've accomplished nothing in three hours! TV's going off, Internet browser is closing and I'm going back to work! 
Dinner later with my girls and lunch tomorrow with Grandpa and still so much to do. 
The aftermath of Hurricane Jo has been mitigated for the time being but as we close in on the final three days in the states, I fear there may be more than hurricane on the horizon. 
BUMBUMBUM...
stay tuned for the next overly dramatic installment as the FINAL THREE continue...

Monday, September 12, 2011

As the week continues...

And as the world turns... because, well it doesn't ever stop, I continue in preparations for Europe. 
Today started out halfway decent. I've begun the organizing process. Bought some new stuff - makeup bag, socks, and a few other things. Caught the last few minutes of Leap Year and had an OMG moment when I saw all of the countryside of Ireland. I will be there in SIX days. 


Now it's time for some homework and some more cleaning and organizing. :-) 
Overall a pretty humdrum day, with lots of ducks to get into order. Back to work I go. 

Sunday, September 11, 2011

In the midst of the last weekend in the states

This morning was the last Sunday breakfast I'll be having with the family in a while. It was kind of sad, but mostly business as usual. And of course, it's September 11, so things were a bit somber this morning. 


I'm limping along with the To Do List - mostly yesterday it was supposed to be cleaning and organizing, but I spent the bulk of the day writing, sending e-mails, talking on the phone and plotting a new book. Can't believe I'm only six days away from Europe! :-) Still working on my MUST SEE list while I'm there... any ideas?


I've spent the bulk of today plotting as well. Should be leaving soon to go to dinner with the rents. All in all not a bad weekend. Maybe going to late show with mom later. Trying to fit in as much friend and family time as we can in the next six days. 
The Final Five coming your way tomorrow...

Saturday, September 10, 2011

One Week Left

Oooh. That sounds ominous, doesn't it... like maybe the title of a horror flick? Well, if my life were a horror flick, I would have gotten two flat tires off in some deserted no-mans-land backwoods kind of area, instead of in the Village of L'pool where I got them last night. And instead of having two offers of help (because of course, I have breasts and a vagina and MUST be helpless with a flat tire) from two very nice gentlemen, I would have been stranded in the middle of nowhere with no cell service, no AAA, and it would have been storming and pitch black.... but since my life isn't a horror movie (just a horror show) I called Mommy, then AAA, then Mike (my mechanic who hasn't seen my flat tires is almost FOUR whole months), then Daddy to come and get my sorry ass after the tow truck took it down to Mike's, because I only had one spare in the trunk. Who get's two flat tires at once??? Yeah, that'd be me.  
So as we come to exactly one week before take-off, my To Do List has already been practically shot to hell because I only did about half (or less) of what was on it for yesterday... So today it's double time! Wish me luck! 
:-) 
The final week continues tomorrow...

Friday, September 9, 2011

8 Days away

So I am very happy to report that I got absolutely everything done from my TO DO LIST yesterday, and I only had to stay up till 4 am, which of course was technically today, but since it was before I went to sleep, I like to consider it yesterday. So as day 8 begins, a little tardy, but not late... it is with less of a freak out than day 9, knowing that the bulk of homework for the semester is FINISHED. So as I sit here eating the Cocoa Krispies I've wanted since before going to bed at 4, I think about all there is left to do and how I shall accomplish it all. I also wonder how in the hell I'm supposed to feel comfortable in France, in a classroom as a teacher, in jeans and a t-shirt which is what this one girl keeps telling me we're supposed to wear. 
Luckily, though, I've never been one to follow the rules, so I'll probably end up packing my entire wardrobe.... okay not the ENTIRE wardrobe, because I'd need six suitcases. But definitely a good portion of it :-) 


Today's agenda - Go to library, take back all of the annoying Children's books I've forced myself to read and analyze at breakneck speed, scan a copy of my birth certificate, send it in to have it translated, revise 20 pages of my Thesis novel for my mentor, send some important e-mails, and write a few pages of a new erotic romance I was supposed to start in July. Also, read On Writing, plot the sequel to Jaded Hope (thesis novel) and meet some friends for dinner. OOh and... write a new blog (CHECK!) Thanks for helping that one happen, Blogger! 


Day seven begins tomorrow...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Countdown Begins: 9 days before take-off

My mom and I will leave New York on Saturday, September 17 at approximately 1:00 p.m. So the countdown has officially begun. We have just over nine full days left in the states! I'm currently writing a To-Do list that would put any multi-tasker to SHAME. It includes such things as eating (yes, that needs to go on the List or I'll forget to do such trivial things), finishing a semester's worth of work in the next 9 days (yes, I do happen to be insane), Making a calendar/packing list (yup, definitely neurotic), eating (since I'll have to do that at least twice in the next few days), plotting another book (because writing books in France is awesome), setting up this blog (CHECK!) and many many other things. 


So here's the general sense of my freak out - I don't know where I'm teaching. I'm not positive when Orientation is or what my first day of work will be. I have no place to live, no money to live on until I get a check in November, and I've already spent an insane amount of money! :-) 
As the countdown continues, readers should expect the following: Screaming/ranting/raving and general Bitchiness; non-sensical posts about random things like Buffy the Musical, dishwashers, cats who fly and dogs who are ninnies; crazy ramblings on shoe and dress choices, how the hell I'm going to pack it all, and where I'm going to fit my life-sized model of Vin Diesel (oh wait, the store was all out... scratch that). You should also prepare for another hurricane, a tornado, earthquake, and fire, because life is actually a cheesy Sci-Fi Disaster movie and you're all going to perish with overly-dramatic close-ups and terrible one-liners. 
Day 8 begins tomorrow!